
They got their first big break when the new 'Harlech Television' Company were looking to stage half-hour plays for new writers living in the West Region. Bob and Dave both submitted a play to the Programme Controller Patrick Dromgoole and Bob's, based on reminiscences of wartime Bristol told to him by a work colleague at the Co-op where he was training as a monumental stone mason some ten years before and to his 'utter shock and surprise', it was accepted.
In 1970 the BBC was interested in their joint script for 'Its a Man's Life', a war story based on anecdotes told to them by their friend, the young, up and coming Bristol chef, Keith Floyd, when he served as an officer in the Royal Tank Corps. In the BBC bar, they were met by Producer Derrick Sherwin and Script Editor Terrance Dicks and after some conversation Derrick said : "Do you know what we do. We do 'Doctor Who'. Would you like to write a Doctor Who ?" Bob said he was 'cock-a-hoop', had loved science fiction and had watched the programme from its inception in 1963. 'As newcomers to 'Who,' we needed to be beaten into shape; it took the best part of a year to finally get the story commissioned'. Dave was 35 and Bob 31 and he recalled : 'Dave and I embarked on Doctor Who with tremendous energy, letting our imagination streak away. Ideas were poring out, white hot'.
They delivered their first script, 'The Claws of Axos', starring Jon Pertwee as the third Doctor and his companion, Jo Grant, in April 1970. Bob said : he : 'Found the script pretty easy after the the toil of doing the outline. There were also requests for revisions by script editor Terrance Dicks. At the last minute after we thought all was right, Terrance rand us and asked for an amendment, something that could only be for Doctor Who : "Can you put a six-foot rat in episode one ?" '
Bob said he was : 'Pleased with they way it had been made. The gold-faced Axons looked good and sounded totally convincing. In fact, apart from a few dodgy SFX moments, both Dave and I felt very well served by the Director and the production team', They were invited to the recordings where they : 'Met the wonderful Jon Pertwee and his then companion, the delightful Katy Manning'. (link)
Their next commission from Patrick Dromgoole was : "Write me a thriller set in Bristol" and as part of their research they were introduced to a 'peterman', a safe- blower called Grant, with whose help they hoped to make the safe blowing scene authentic. They learnt from him that "Doin' the job! Greatest thrill you'll ever get ! It's all about the 'bottle'... from cockney rhyming slang, 'bottle and glass' -ass, in other words doing a scary job without shitting yourself." Apparently, Grant who was married with a couple of kids had spent 20 of his 40 years in prison. Bob said : 'It was then that we decided to call our story 'Thick as Thieves' '

Leonard Rossiter, seen here on the right, was taken on to play the safebreaker 'Eddie' and Corinne Redgrave, on the left was employed as 'Mr Big' who planned the job. Dave and Bob introduced Leonard to Grant and Bob said : 'Len picked up the inner violence of the man and the manic laugh and put it in his portrayal of Eddie'. The shooting went well with Dave and Bob playing occasionally as extras. They managed to get the location catering done for the crew at their friend, Keith Floyd's new Bistro in Bristol. Televised on the ITV network in 1971, it was well received by the critics and the following year it won the Pye 'Oscar' at the British Film and Television Awards. (link)

Bob said that they were pleased with the result, but had little time to think because they were commissioned to do two episodes the popular TV police series 'Z cars'. For the first episode, 'Quiet as the grave' they used a safe blower format and in the second, 'House to House' starred the regular players, including the trilby hat wearing, John Slater.

For their fourth 'Doctor Who' they settled on a story based on a severed hand and when they cautioned the script editor, Bob Holmes, that it might be too scary for children's TV, he said : "Yes it is.. so let's frighten the little buggers to death" and they agreed. Called 'The Hand of Fear', it was partly set in and around a real nuclear power station and they gained full cooperation from the management who saw it as an opportunity to show that nuclear power was totally safe and the show garnered over 10 million viewers.(link)
The next commission, 'Machinegunner', was made for Leonard Rossiter as 'Cyril', a debt collector who thought of himself as a private eye who Bob said, had the 'habit of rapping the door knocker long and loud . Rat-ta-ta-tat ... like a machine gun'. With Nina Baden-Semper playing the black female lead, Bob said he thought this was the first time a black female actor had played a lead part on British TV. The tension in the drama was partly created by the fact that she earned much more than Cyril and also the fact that he was a racist. Dave and Bob served as extras having fun playing two 'toughs' in the shoots. Aired in 1978, they were pleased with excellent reviews it received. (link)
In 1977 working on the 'Doctor Who' story, 'The Invisible Enemy' (link) , a story based on the monster being a virus, they introduced a new character called K9, a robot dog/computer owned by a Dr Marius who built him because he missed his real dog back on Earth. Bob recalled that in his creation : 'Dave suggested a robotic dog that could be called ???...."K9" I interjected'. He said the Tom Baker hated K9 because he always had to jig himself into a kneeling or lying down position to do a dialogue scene with the dog. (link)
It was followed by their last collaboration, 'The Armageddon Factor' (link), with Dave telling him he wanted to write novels and TV was a terrible distraction for him. Bob said : 'I was not only sad, but a little frightened that this would be our last writing collaboration'. In fact they worked again once more more for HTV on 4 episode of 'Murder at the Wedding', filmed and shot on location in Somerset. As a result every newspaper critic with the exception of Philip Pirset at the Mail slated it. He said : 'It was my dark night of the soul. It was like being beaten for some misdemeanor you hadn't committed'.

Bob wrote the second episode for the series, 'Knock for Knock' and then took on the job as Script Editor for the remaining 19 episodes of the series. (link) He was working with the producer Robert Banks Stewart who was 8 years his senior and found working with him 'tough and exhilarating' as 'he was a stickler for getting the story just right and would keep on nagging at it until he felt it was ready to be shown to a director'. Bob then found working with Robert and the director 'often grueling, but I loved it, all of it, seeing a script come together stronger than it'd been before'. He worked on 'Shoestring' for the two seasons it ran.
For 'Into the Labyrinth' in 1981, starring Ron Moody as devilish time traveller, 'Rothgo', Bob wrote the first episode and then worked as script editor. (link) He said he chose his writers carefully and used two from 'Doctor Who' and one or two new ones. Bob said that it was during the filming of the series that he met the Aardman Animations team, Dave Sproxton and Peter Lord.
His last project, at the age of 69, involved the recreation of 'K9' for Australian TV with Bob as script editor. While in Australia he was besieged by problems and was thrilled to see that 'A Matter of Loaf and Death' had been nominated as 'Best Animated Film' at BAFTA and he had been nominated too. (link)
Bob's 'An autobiography – K9 Stole My Trousers', came out in 2013 and when he died he was still developing a number of projects, some K9 related.
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And now his early life ......
Bob was born in Bristol the summer of 1939, two months before the outbreak of the Second World War, the son of Roma and Stanley and was brought up with his elder brother by his parents and 'our Gran' in a new pebble dashed semi-detached, pebble-dashed house which his parents had bought for £250 three years before. He described the area in which he grew up, St George's in the eastern suburb of the city, as 'a hotchpotch of council housing and private semis, plonked into an old coal mining and quarrying district, full of tiny cottages and small holdings linked by narrow lanes'.
Bob was seven years old when his father, who he scarcely knew, returned from the War and attending he was now attending Air Baloon Junior School, which he said was 'run by a tyrant. A totally humourless cow called Mrs Robinson' a Wartime replacement 'who insisted she was called Madam' and who 'often wielded a stick and used it whenever she thought appropriate'.
She stood in complete contrast to 'Miss Horne, a sleepy-eyed lady of twenty-one or two' who each afternoon 'read us stories of 'Brer Rabbit' from 'Uncle Tom's Cabin'. I'm convinced that it was this as much as anything that awakened my childish mind to literature and storytelling. In later years another teacher read to us from 'The Adventures of Tom Sawyer' and I recall waiting in anticipation each day to hear more about Tom Sawyer, Huck Finn and maybe, Injun Joe'.
It meant that young Bob had collect 'nutty slack', a cheap coal dust mix, which he dragged back to the house on a cart, with his head dipped in shame. Worse still, he said : 'We were the last family in the street to get 'the ITV'. I well remember my mother being distraught at being unable to discuss the ITV commercials and soaps with the neighbours and, of course, there was no way of making out you had ITV because of the tell-tail aerial'.By the age of eleven Bob was the favourite of the new young and attractive head teacher at school, Miss Lovell, who he had erotic dreams about in which she was 'naked and tied on a rope from the school rafters, swaying back and forth in front to me, and I would smack her ass as she went by.. No sex (I didn't know what that was), no kissing. Just that'. In fact he became her favourite and 'as I was good at art, she'd single me out to paint pictures for the school'. It was around this time that he excelled with his essay on 'Rain'. 'I remember that I suddenly shifted a gear in writing prose and I became quite philosophical for my young age. It was praised as much for its length as its content'. It broke the exercise book single page barrier and went on for a few lines on the next page. 'I recall feeling the pleasure and enjoyment at writing that essay, plus of course the accolades that came with it'.
Bob failed his eleven plus exam in 1948. He said that having seen his elder brother at the boys grammar school : 'I surmised that if I failed I'd do less work; I wouldn't need to wear a uniform or carry a satchel, or do homework' and consequently didn't try hard to pass and duly failed. He now attended Air Balloon Hill School, unusually a 'mixed' secondary modern school and cane be seen here at the age of 13 in 1952, smiling and third place in on the left in the second row.
He enjoyed his music lessons but when he brought in and played his brother's New Orleans Jazz records was disappointed that Jell Roll Morton and Louis Armstrong raised no interest, but David Whitfeild's 1953 hit, 'Answer me, my love', brought in by one of the girls, went down well. He recalled : 'My claim that this was commercial crap was ignored and any attempt at converting others to jazz evaporated. How naïve I was'.
Bob enjoyed painting and won a competition, set up by the twin-town Bristol-Bordeaux Trust, with his entry using his father's oil paints, with a painting of a French café with the Eiffel tower in the background and wanted to follow in his brother's footsteps and attend art college. However, his ambition was vetoed by his mother who feared he would copy his brother and descend into what Mum called the 'Bohemian lifestyle' - jazz, long hair, the obligatory duffel coat and worst of all ... girls'.
'began to learn pretty quickly that I need, not formal education, but to find something else. Something to do with self expression. I got some help when the very Mancunian, very workin' class Head of the Sculpture School suggested : "Go and buy yourself a set of fookin' values". 'Over a couple of years it began to sink in. It was just what was needed : not only for art or music - it could be the equipment for the rest of my life. I realised that what I'd believed to be wasted years at the Co-op in fact became an important and valuable part of my life and being: that everything, any experience, is important'.
He walked John home and apologised to his mother, who took it with good grace, smiled and said she hoped he hadn't broken his jaw. John would leave the group when he went to study at King's College Cambridge and as 'John Fortune' made his career as a satirist, comedian, actor and writer and was best known for his later work with John Bird and Rory Bremner in the TV series, 'Bremmer, Bird and Fortune'.
Bob said 'from here on John Wood and I became best of friends and the fight thing was completely forgotten'.
As well as listening to jazz records the band members started listening to classical music and attend concerts. 'For me it was like looking at a painting but, instead of image colour and drawing, going into patterns of sound. I achieved this revelation while listening to Beethoven's Sixth Symphony, the Pastoral'. In addition to concerts, they also attended the theatre sat in the gods of Bristol Old Vic and watched Peter O'Toole in 'Look Back in Anger', 'Hamlet' and 'Brighton Rock'.
This was the formative period of his life and he said 'the exploration of theatre and music combined to form an enormous inrush of information, making it a time of huge emotional and educational experience for me'. The band also went for long walks 'all the time talking and always questioning everything, including, of course, changing the world for the better'. At first in the company of these grammar school boys he just made jokes but 'within a year or so, by joining in discussions with them I was, without realising it, gaining and education. We entered into deep philosophical discussions and perhaps, one might have detected the first bud of satire from John Wood'.
As the band moved from trad to mainstream jazz, new members joined and Bob switched to the saxophone. They rehearsed in rooms at the 'Earl Russell Inn' at Lawrence Hill in Bristol and called themselves 'The Earl Russell Jazz Unit' and he met and became friends with Bill Stair who joined the band. Bob said he was 'a really clever guy who would build word pictures, not just humorous ones, but of any situation whether it be attempting to deal with girlfriends, the way the busses ran or world politics'.
Bob dipped his first toe into visual media when recalled that John, who was still at school and studying drama, was interested in film-making, so they decided to make one. They looked for inspiration from film classics hired from the BFI and French 'New Wave' and chose to make 'Entropy' suggested by band member Malcolm Windsor studying physics at Bristol University. Bill and Bob were the script writers and in the spirit of its title he said : 'Bill and I came up with a crazy story of two men, to be played by Bill and me, rushing around various locations chasing each other'. It was silent and ran for 8 minutes and got no further. The team were captured here from left to right, Malcolm, Bob and Bill.
After 3 years Bob finished his course and recalled : 'Now at 24, a father of three lovely children with a keen interest in film and clutching a useless National Diploma in Design, I had no idea what I wanted to do'. He spent the next three years in what he called 'the wilderness'. He got a job as a taxi driver for a company which had the contract to take prisoners from Bristol's Horfield Prison to the Magistrate's Court and back. The family home was now in Georgian House in Windsor Terrace and he'd now entered the business of buying and doing up derelict Georgian houses in Bristol.He now took the step which would decide his future when, with three friends, he set up a film company, Hexagon Films and said : 'I'd entertained the idea of being a director, but felt the dark shadow of my glaringly inappropriate background, sans formal education, sans drama, sans English literature, all pulling against me. I'd have embarrassing visions of trying to be clever, by being totally out of my depth and making a bloody fool of myself. Best keep my specific ambition vague, I felt, just see how things go'.
The company's first film was an animation using pictures cut from magazines and specially taken photos and was an allegory of how men can be easily seduced into violence. A clip shown on West Country News was seen by the director John Boorman who was making documentaries for BBC Bristol and when they met him he asked them to produce animated films for inclusion into a late-night satirical show. Unfortunately the show didn't materialise and Boorman took himself off to work in Hollywood. Hexagon Films melted away and Bob, having refurbished a house which had been converted into a shop, found himself running a convenience store and met a late night shopper called David Martin and at that point his real career began. Bob was very fond of John's expression that making film was "turning money into light".On March 13th 1971, the 32 year old Bob, sitting with his young family, at home, in front of the television, like millions of other Dads, switched on to watch Episode One of the 'The Claws of Axos' and later recalled :













































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