"Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine".
Actress, Joan Collins.
"In youth the days are short and the years are long. In old age the years are short and day's long".
Pope, Paul VI.
"Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying".
President, Ronald Reagan.
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter".
Novelist, Mark Twain.
"If youth knew; if age could".
Psychiatrist, Sigmund Freud.
"The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom".
Journalist, H. L. Mencken.
"Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves".
Comedienne, Phyllis Diller.
"Old age is no place for sissies".
Actress, Bette Davis.
"Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is thought".
Poet, Emily Dickinson.
Showing how dumb George Bush Really is