Britain is a country where old men can 'have fun' while enjoying their senior moments

Put 'Senior Moments' on a 'Google' search and you are rewarded with the opportunity to buy, from various manufacturers, a tailor-made :

* money box
* T shirt
* mints
* game
* calender
* memory workout
* calender
* coffee mug
* badge
* book






So Old Men of Britain how fortunate you are, that you can....

* pay for
* wear
* suck
* play
* view
* work on
* drink
* advertise
* read about

...... your senior moments

P.S. I'm not sure of the purpose of these 'Senior Moments Bath Bags'. Any ideas ?